burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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video games don’t make us violent, lag does

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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gooberjammin:

egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum

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