maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

(via swagholocaust)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via thatkindoffangirl)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via swagholocaust)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via swagholocaust)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via coolator)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via pizza)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: liberalartsmajor, via fake-mermaid)